PERTHSHIRE LADIES MCC

December 2003

PHOTOS AND MORE PHOTOS I will say that I did have a great time at the dance but why oh why do we always have to have the worst picture printed in the paper. I know that the official one couldn't be used as some person thought they needed cleaning up a bit (They didn't mean them to be washed in a machine Sue) they only meant to make sure you got ones with no boobs or knickers on show. Any way Maggie says thank you once again and all the cash is going to be used to the good of all our local people. THANK YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN AND WELL DONE

THIS IS ESPECIALLY TO YOU FROM MOIRA I did not pee on my -C---G hands The Guinness promotion girls stamp your hands and give you free Guinness. I was told by some drunk man that if you pee on your hands the stamps come off. You will then get more drinks. I did not do this. I don't like the stuff anyway.

M McKay. Thank you for sorting this out for us Moira as I could not remember what it was all about. Now I know I might give it a try if they ever do it with VODKA. It would be worth doing it for that!!!

A.G.M. is to be held on the 9th of February at the Plough Inn, Jeanfield Road , Perth.

PLEASE TRY AND COME TO THIS ONE. 7.30 - 8.00pm

STORY TIME A Little Birdie told me that there are some of you who don't believe in Santa. Now to me that is just so unbelievable. If he does not exist then explain this to me. This man in a red suit and long white beard comes to me at this time of year and tells me that I have been good and that he has something for me Now I have always looked forward to my reward and have enjoyed myself immensely. NOW I AM TOLD THAT HE DOES NOT EXIST. Well someone gives me presents and lots and lots of cuddles and if its not Santa then I will have to tell Billy. I don't know what he is going to say as Santa's wife visits him as well and he has a great time with her, mind you she visits him three or four times over the year. Where as I only get the one visit. Maybe he knows more about this than I do. WHAT DO YOU THINK????

DRUNKEN NIGHT OUT This is just to remind you that our night out is to be on the 27th February and hopefully as many of you as possible will be there. We always have a great time and this year will be no different. I know that a lot of you cant come because of the family and it's a shame you miss out but please try and come, as it is good fun. I have to ask you if you would like to go to Dundee this year as a few mentioned it so its up to you. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?

SAVING FOR THE WEEKEND A few of us have been talking and it can be hard to get the money together for the weekend at Lossiemouth, (or wherever it is going to be next year). What if we were to start saving a couple of pounds a week during the next season and then by the time it comes about we should have enough to pay for the weekend (or some of it at least). It might mean it is not so hard for the people who don't work or have kids to think about. It is just an idea so give it some thought and let me know what you think.

MEMBERSHIP FORMS I will be including your new membership forms in February so that is you being told that we are looking for money again. (What's new about that you ask well nothing) Just a friendly warning, that's all.

JERSEY Now I know a few of you have gotten back to Sue about going but we need more people to be interested, so how about joining us on this trip. I don't think we are going to wear fancy dress but it is just that we will be there when the run is on. So you can if you want to do so but no pressure. I think it will be great fun and it will let us all get to meet other Lady bikers.

This is just a short newsletter to let you know what is going on and to wish you all the very best over the festive season so hear we go. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU………enjoy yourselves